this is a blog

i wanted to be on legends of the hidden temple when i was little so bad and i wanted to be on the barracuda team because they had blue shirts

i actually talk mostly how i type on the internet which is a bit frightening because i say things like a bit frightening

450 notes about me sitting on pancakes that were actually waffles

35,000 notes about me using three paper towels in the first grade

i made pancakes

and i put them on the couch

i sat down

and

i sat on them

.

i told cara she sounded like a canadian boondocker and she hung up on me

I’m high. N I think I just peed my pants

Rhode Island accents are definitely a thing

either way i do not have one

cara said i have a rhode island accent that’s not even a thing plus i don’t even live relatively near there